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Sleep Paralysis Demon



Well this is awkward…

Original stitched video by @horrorfeed on TT.

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  1. Somnambulance and sleep paralysis are great example of 2 sides of the same coin. The polar balance in the various semi-conscious "Hypno-" states i.e. hypnagogic, hypnopompic, hypnosis, etc. The same neurotransmitters are responsible for sleep walking/paralysis. GABA and Glycine are released to paralyze motor functions during REM cycles, so you do not physically act out your dreams. Somnambulism, being exactly what happens without sufficient GABA and Glycine levels in REM state. So that naughty body sneaks out of bed to play right under the nose of your sleepy head. Dead asleep from the neck up, the headless horse-face, the walking dead- of night, a "S"ombie that wants to eat your br-… ead slices on an unsanctioned sandwich. Or maybe out digging a hole (your GRAVE!) in the yard. Or worst of all, performing mundane tasks of the highest absurdity with their new friend, elderly dementia patient. Bonding over how no one else understands the need for fresh diapers on the tv remotes before they go in the oven, how the fuck else does someone expect to have time to share the bathroom and do their business in front of each other. Old man Dementia running the faucet in the sink so he can start this load of all the toilet paper rolls started clogging it. Only after leaving it on full blast does he get going on the shower faucets for all the clean bath towels that need piled up in the tub, so it can be just like mr. Sink is… Flooding the fucking house! And don't wory, the Sombie made sure to flush the toilet after using it… to flush the toilet, so that the toilet can flush, for when the toilet flush, oh no, almost forgot to flush the toilet, goddamnit, someone better flush that toilet, 40 minutes max of repeatedly flushing the toilet, and then he'll finally be able to start flushing the toilet. The mario bros. Finish up plumbing with leaving the toilet seat up… on the coat rack, for the lady of the night.

    GABA / GLYCINE paralysis working for your benefit during REM cycle Keeping you safely in stasis. What's REM sleep without REM awake? Ohhhh noo! Brain heard about those 'S'ombies and their Neo-Naz- areth dementia demon, not so un-dead but head dead asleep walking suicide cult of not very even barely suicide cultistry, no sir.
    Your getting your REM, sleep even if I have to keep you paralyzed, AND tucked in tight, for the boogeyman to terrorize with very, very, menacing activities like, there… he is, and there standing up, pre-petrified for the half ass taunting. But due to many false claims of sexual harrassment from other sleep, wait, shouldn't it be awake paralysis? That misnommer about as dumb as the lames that fuck up, WAKING UP!
    Saying demon sitting on their chest and they can't breathe, or scream, not with that shadow dick in their mouth, that they hypno conjured thank you very much. Boogeyman shadow demon just watching… like always when people sleep, but really got a stare in the dark to see if a poor helpless person woke up showing absolutely no signs of having done so, but that's the boogeyman job. Lifeguard duty, for people drowning in a pit of nightmarish sleep paralysis hell. Really just too dumb to handle seeing through their eyes, where they are still asleep, but unaware that their room is real and can be seen when they open their eyes, which surprise, are seeing the horror of reality existing even while still asleep, but yeah, your "not asleep" paralyzed, your whole body just motionless like it's dead… asleep.
    Oh my gah! Oh my gah! I can't move,and have no need to but I'm terrified.
    Boogeyman know it's scary being so g so deep in denial of sleeping, even though only one stupid piece of your psyche, broke the matrix and saw the truth, you'where you are and you are paralyzed, not just a t iny bit awake and that sliver of consciousness cannot comprehend the complexity of 1% awake is still sleeping.
    Here comes a fucking shadow!
    In a dark room.
    We all know how scary and dangerous shadows are when they get their death grip on anything that is cast in light, 2 dimensional parasitic bastards. But a shadow in a dark room contasting so much less with the lighting than when in better lighting. a weak shadow, watching me, danger, a poorly visible shadow without a body to cast it, have to run, only the alltime murder, killer, bad ass muthafucka, "A shadow" Is coming right at me or might just be standing there, *gulp*, helpless to the 100% lifetime evidence of shadows total nonthreatening presence of uh… less presence of photons suspiciously dimmer than anywhere that is not a physical obstacle to beams of light . It's gonna get me, with it's darker outline in a dark room. Disembodied anthropomorphic photon barrier. So dark, can barely manage to not see the less visible form of darkness darkening this dark room. It's sitting on my chest, i cant breathe, so dark…
    So boogeyman come and save you from dangerous shadow blinding you with it's intense lack of lighting, obscuring your vision from your eye lids, in closed position over your eyes threateningly.
    Suffocated by the weight of gravity and the difficulty of breathing when you are breathing. Yeah, shadow demon so heavy on your chest. Everybody know shadow famous for mass comparable to that of a neutron star. Not hard to breathe because your out of shape so badly, that even a harmless shadow not even accompanied by a physical threat, is preying upon your terrified, paralyzed body, helpless to move. A mind dimmer than the shadow in the night, unable to realize it only thinks of movements it is not making, because they've forgotten how to move, paralyzed by total lack of physical effort being confused with the tremendous effort of being so vulnerable and scared shitless, of the perilous threat of just how close you are to the border of NOTHING at all. Fear the diminishined presence of anything whatsoever. Can't move, cant see what is less visible, all alone, except for my stalker, shadow, without person… Yeah, the overawareness of no one there casts a shadow that relentlessly stalks me.
    Boogeyman know your own shadow hasn't even appeared in the last 3 years because you're so distracted with other shaded areas stalking the famous 'ME' yet NoBODY is ever around or even considered to be 'Standing and Looking' at you.

    What the hell am I talking about? I was gonna get technical about the condition in a comments thread for a video that clearly is not intended for the know it all to miss the point and feel smart while commenting in a conversation clearly between grilled cheese fucking goddamn couch ass sandwichessssssZ
    Yeah. Z. I went there.
    #No filter
    #Natural beauty
    #TAG (That'sAGUY)
    #Entire existence overshadowed completely by Nobodies fucking shadow.
    #My shadow is what I am called by the guy casting me when hit by direct light
    #Notice
    These are all pound signs
    That's a fist my scallywag
    Yep, pound it

  2. During the 2020 there used to be Online classes for school and one day i accidentally slept while I was in the class and then I had a sleep paralysis, where my maths teacher disguised as a ghost and. Scaring me lol 😂

  3. So how to not sleep like that because dont in back because it make your brain wakes but not ur body so is very bad because you mightily die for 24 mins but when you're person wake you up that good because it can not kill you and make you frozen when you're in sleep and no talk and no scream because you're body is not moving but pls 5 likess😢😢

  4. POV why I had under the covers at night because of the hallway demon my brother has his room as an icebox and I always see this blue demon in the hallway it's like come here much it looks like a blue version of Freddy make a diamond version of Freddy Fazbear cuz my brother has a miniature Freddy Fazbear backpack

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