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Witch Hunters – Sigmar’s Finest Madmen



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0:00 – Intro
1:25 – Factor Sponsorship
3:19 – History
10:07 – Training, Tracking and Types
25:12 – Standout Hunters
30:40 – Other Factions’ Equivalents
33:33 – Conclusion
34:13 – BLESS THIS RAVAGED BODY

Music:
Sunless Sea – Wolfstack Docks
Age of Mythology – Flavor Cats, Adult Swim, The Ballad of Ace Lebaron, Hoping for Real Betterness, In a Pile of Its Own Good, Eat Your Potatoes, Chocolate Outline
Age of Empires II – Track 1, Track 3, Track 5,
The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim – Under An Ancient Sun

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42 Comments

  1. So, I have a stupid question, and I'm a bit sorry that it isn't more related to this topic, but if the Skaven are a secret, how do we explain what amounts to a "typical" EoM v Skaven field battle, like a game of Fantasy/OW depicts? These videos often like to remind us that the Imperium are simply morons, while the Empire is great, but if the Guard witnessed the Grey Knights, they sre probably getting liquidated. Even if a whole planet's population needs to be axed, it happens, because to the whole Imperium, even most worlds are little more than "just a house", so they can afford it. The Empire probably can't similarly afford to wipe out its victorious men, after they fought a Skaven swarm, but now that's a whole military force that knows…and people like to talk. Survivors will want to share, if only to help themselves rationalize what they experienced, and you can't send a Witch Hunter, or Shadow Wizard, after each of them, so how does the Empire fight Skaven, and yet still keep the secret that there ARE Skaven? Does our Prince and Emperor have to thank them for their valiant service, but then still administer the final sanction? Are they just well enough trained Empire State troops that they receive the order to suppress the information, and they actually obey? Are ACTUAL battles like 2000pt Skaven v 2000 Your Faction really rare, excluding playing at your local store?

  2. well a "burger" is a citizen of a german "burg", which as far as I know is what they call a walled city. So from context clues, a burgermeister must be the mayor of a german walled city

  3. I had to laugh when you mentioned that they're at one point basically the fantasy version of SCP foundation cuz I was thinking that right before you said it.
    And on that note, do you have any SCP videos or a secret SCP channel? I would love to see you cover SCP stuff I'm just saying.

  4. Volkmar will always be my favorite empire LL, not only do I think his starting location is the most fun but turning free company militias into units that can turn anything in range into paste is incredibly satisfying

  5. Every time I hear you say witch hunter general, I think about two things old movie and in the late 80s 90s I can’t remember
    The band Cathedral put out a song that was about the witchfinder general and I just keep hearing it. I just thought I’d share that because I need a life lol

  6. >I meet someone
    >I am cheesed to meet them
    >The Witch Hunter cant find enough evidence to properly find out if im Skaven
    >The case goes cold and the Witch Hunter leaves for Nuln
    >Repeat

  7. Let's hope YT recognizes these are parody lyrics:

    Robert's got a quick hand

    He'll look around the room

    He won't tell you his plan

    He's got a rolled cigarette

    Hanging out his mouth

    He's a cowboy kid

    Yeah he found a six-shooter gun

    In his dad's closet with a box of fun things

    I don't even know what

    But he's coming for you, yeah he's coming for you, wait

    All the heretics with the pumped up kicks

    You better run, better run, outrun my gun

    All the heretics with the pumped up kicks

    You better run, better run, faster than my bullet

    All the heretics with the pumped up kicks

    You better run, better run, outrun my gun

    All the heretics with the pumped up kicks

    You better run, better run, faster than my bullet

    Daddy works a long day

    He be coming home late, and he's coming home late

    And he's bringing me a surprise

    'Cause dinner's in the kitchen and it's packed in ice

    I've waited for a long time

    Yeah the sleight of my hand is now a quick-pull trigger

    I reason with my cigarette

    And say, "Your hair's on fire, you must've lost your wits?"

    Yeah

    All the heretics with the pumped up kicks

    You better run, better run, outrun my gun

    All the heretics with the pumped up kicks

    You better run, better run, faster than my bullet

    All the heretics with the pumped up kicks

    You better run, better run, outrun my gun

    All the heretics with the pumped up kicks

    You better run, better run, faster than my bullet

    Run, run, run, run, ru-ru-ru-run, run, run

    Ru-ru-ru-run, run, run, run

    Ru-ru-ru-run, run, run, run, run, run

    All the heretics with the pumped up kicks

    You better run, better run, outrun my gun

    All the heretics with the pumped up kicks

    You better run, better run, faster than my bullet

    All the heretics with the pumped up kicks

    You better run, better run, outrun my gun

    All the heretics with the pumped up kicks

    You better run, better run, faster than my bullet

    All the heretics with the pumped up kicks

    You better run, better run, outrun my gun

    All the heretics with the pumped up kicks

    You better run, better run, faster than my bullet

  8. Small amendment: they retconned Saltzpyre's story to where he didn't actually lose his eye to Skaven; that's just what he tells others.

    He offered it up as a sacrifice after burning the noble's daughter at the stake and later finding out she was innocent. He vowed never to be so blind again.

  9. I've always loved that Witch Hunters includes "guy who just started to hunt monsters because monsters destroyed their lives."
    There are a ton of undocumented witch hunters.

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